KATY PERRY

So I’m kinda doing a year end wrap up like everyone else and their mother, uncle, son is doing. I get pretty annoyed when I buy all these magazines and they do the year end wrap ups because it’s like, I know… this is info I’ve already bought. Jeeze. Introduce me to something new…gosh. Well I might be guilty of it too… but this is a more in depth behind the scenes of one of my favorite moments this year, hosting the Europe Music Awards for MTV in Liverpool, England. It’s old school style, you think you know, but you have no idea. It was only played around europe so I thought it would be nice to bring it back home-style. Especially for the kittens. Grab a snack, this is an episode.

Right back where I started from.

Jan 12th @ 10 pm I will play an acoustic show @ The Hotel Cafe in Los Angeles. Tickets are 12 bucks and first come first serve. Venue holds about 200 people. I’m gonna play whatever… both on the record and not on the record… I’m just gonna go back to where I came from cause I miss it. Would love to see you there.

https://www.hotelcafe.com/tickets/?s=events_view&id=64

MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANUKKAH & ALL THE REST :) 

I am sitting in Cabo with a sun burnt nose enjoying a much need break. I’m not wearing any makeup all week and soaking up the sun (with spf 45 of course) I’m very happy and taking a moment to reflect. I just wanna say that I love you guys. I am blessed this year and happy to have amazing smart, creative, funny fans who get it. I hope you guys are relaxed and counting your blessings. Every breath is a blessing, remember that and be thankful. I’m excited for the new year and excited to continue the creative journey. I hope you guys are inspired and go for it this next year. Never give up.

Love you.

Katy & Kitty (who is obviously cracked out on the cane, the candy cane.)

THINKING OF YOU WORLD PREMIERE :)

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewVideo?id=300702654&s=143441

who are you thinking of?

Just another day at the office. Yawn.

NOT engaged! But thanks for the free press New York Daily News! You should fact check with the source before you spread world wide news like that. 

Merry Christmas!

I WANNA BE EMMA! Who would you be???

Amazing. This video was so next level that Beyonce AKA Sascha Fierce is still pulling from it. You go girl… we know where you got that robot hand from :)

Only three more days till I get to go back to my bed. I will crawl inside it and not come out until I start tour next year… well… sometimes for bbq chicken chopped salads from CPK. I hope you guys are excited for that Christmas break. You know I am. I haven’t had a break since april. Life has changed this year, thank YOU for that. I am gonna back to my banana…bed. (I want this for christmas)

PUT A BUN IN MY OVEN AND POP OUT A KITTY!

TAKE HOME MY TITS.

So I’m in Phoenix/Tuscon AZ right now and I’m backstage at the place I played tonight which happens to be the SAME dressing room I was in when I got my boobs plastered on Warped Tour… well I’ve had that happen in many dressing rooms… but this was for charity. Hee hee. ANYWAY. It’s really exciting that the cast is finished and BEAUTIFUL. IT ALSO is being bid on on EBAY right now. Listen. I will never do another cast of my chi chi’s. This is it. PLUS you don’t want me doing one when I’m 50. You wouldn’t know the difference between my boobs and my knees :) SO. If you wanna help find the cure for what seems to be TOO COMMON, CANCER, BID. BUY. Travis McCoy painted all over them and they are so next next next. Not only will you help save lives BUT you will have the ONLY cast of my boobs ever, unless you become my husband. 

here: http://cgi.ebay.com/KATY-PERRY-Breast-Cast-painted-by-TRAVIS-McCOY_W0QQitemZ190269079224QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item190269079224&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A3%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318

find a cure.

ONE DAY LEFT… not even.

I LOVE this movie!

okay I don’t wanna give too much away… but I think this one is going to be very special. This is my last tease.r. incase I get a phone call saying “Katy take down your home videos, you’re gonna ruin the movie!” :)

day 1 completed.

going to rest my head… as day 2 is right around the bend…

but the question is, are you ready for it?