KATY PERRY

DROP DEAD FRED.

OMG.LMFAO. I had so.much.fun.last.night. Now I lay in bed… with my bbq chicken chopped breath courtesy of CPK (dang I love that place, they will cater my wedding fo so!) I might have a little of what you call a “malibu bum” from le Malibu Rum… who were so so nice to make my strange dreams come true. Hey, anybody can throw a bday party a club, but personally I’d rather have a nap… so I thought of this. 250 of my closest friends, family and producers were present. As some of you know I am practically walking dead from the non stop of promo… and sometimes I don’t get to see my crew as much. Whenever I’m home I get a hard hang with them… they are my batteries. My friends are great. We all share the same sense of humor and all we do is literally sit around laugh and play “your team.” (insider joker) Sometimes I dislike coming back to fakelay… but I don’t think I could find better people anywhere else. Loverst you guys, even though I know they don’t check my blerg… cause they are cunty. Anyways. It was RAD. One day I will be able to be like Miley and rent out Disney land and I will have a big party and you guys will all be invited for the low low price of fucking frizzle! (free) (hi miles!) (hi swift!:) After walking around in a daze today I had my first fitting for the ema’s… oooo… the outfits…. ooo…. I giggle with JOY about the outfits. Here’s a hint. One of them is a moving contraption. HA! There are so many AMAZING set ups for the hosting… I hope you guys can stream it online or something… cause this ain’t gonna be your plain old hostin’! ALSO. I do wanna say a very special special thank you to my little Kittys. I received ALL my gifts and the binder you put together and I NEVER, SWEAR, NEVER read that “katy perry birthday gift…katy do not read” thread. self controlled. Although I wanted to. THANK YOU. I CHERISH IT. It made me teary, honest… to think that some where out there, there are people that share the same sense of humor and taste. I thought I was an alien. If you would like to join the aliens please visit www.katyperryforum.com. Now THEY got the scoop.

I know you guys like pictures…so here’s some harder to find ones: 

http://www.thecobrasnake.com

&

http://www.ronysphotobooth.com/10-28-8.html

shoot me with the cory kennedy hipster gun. (hi cory) 

NEXT UP: CANADA. (which is where I am moving if a certain some one is elected vp.)

SEEEEE YOU THERE! XOOX.

Sunny sides up! 

What a coincadink! I would choose to be an egg on the same night Gwen would choose to be an egg… and I really like her! I was in the lovely city of Charlotte on my birthday a few days ago and me whole band dressed up as pretty much… morons. 

I was an Angel egg… because growing up mom wouldn’t let me call them deviled eggs. Oh mom, you’re always cuttin those corners with the devil! Smart one, my mom is. 

Halloween to me is a special special holiday. I have never been properly trick or treating because of the pagan idea… (and the fear of mean surprises in my hard candy) And so I grew up going to prayer meetings on October 31st, jealous of the kids with cavities. It’s all good though. I have all my teeth still and for that I thank my parents. I like to have fun with Halloween now and don’t take it as seriously. In the past I have dressed up as an open faced christmas ham, holy shit (literally) and now an Angel egg. Tonight I will emulate my icon. You wait, you see. No No, I will not be prancing around in a slutty little number. I can do that 364 days outta the year! Why would I waste the perfect moment to be random on being a slutty Snow White or a whore-ish Cinderella. By the way… when did they become slutty… 

My pride and joy is that Halloween here is usually in the freezing cold and I love sitting back watching the streets full of slutty disney/cartoon characters freezing their tails off. Thank God the true meaning of Halloween has been revealed to me.

I love google search. It always brings up examples of the silly idears I have in my head.

I think we should rename halloween to whore-a-ween.

I hope everyone finds their true meaning of the spirit…but if I were you I’d bring a coat.

Oh Hayyyy okay. Don’t hate the player, hate the game!

This was a birthday gift from ES Nails in Shibuya (same people who did my whoooah nails) If you ever go to Tokyo get your stuff takin care of! Them girls are on their next next!

OH MY GAWDDD. 

48 hour birthday starts now. Tokyo to U S of A.

…But I DO condone eating ice cream with a very large spoon.

Dear Sun: 

You deserve a time out. Your “journalistic” approach has half the soul of the National Enquirer. Shame on you.

TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

Watch the lil’ video… the nails are braid pullers (as Todd-zilla would call them -makeup artist- more on his ever changing names later… Quadalajara+Todd= Toddalajara. Tokyo+Todd= Todzilla… every body can play along now!)

I will have to show you little by little the crazy shit I collected on my treasure hunt about tokyo… but I am a little exhausto from the speed shopping. I speed shop. In and out. Any who… before I started out on my treasure hunt I did what every sensible girl does… get’s her nails did, and BOY are they DONNNNNE SONNNN. 

The camera cut of Toddzilla… he was GONNA say, “I might get my left pink toe dooone now!” Oh hay okay! All together now!

This was done for the radio station NOVA in AUS. 

Go to www.myspace.com/samsparro for more of his delicous cream pie.

It’s my birthday week starting…now!!!

kiss my piggly wiggly!

TEST- AROSTA!

Gooding EVENING from TOKYO! (not the hotel… to whom I have charitably donated all of my lifetime achievement awards gratefully, girl needs to be able to afford lifetime of gel… help her out with that) So I am going to go have some much craved Ramen and maybe some sake and then MAYBE to a tall building full of karaoke. Perfect. I am so excited to be here. Yes, I have loved EVERYWHERE I have been… but there’s nothing like living in the future. 16 hours ahead but light years in every other way. I will buy some shit outta the vendys for you. No, not the used school girl underwear my band mates keep talking about trying to find. I will stick to the smiling and dancing cheeseburgers and bananas. 

I bet you saw the very graceful dancing I did this weekend. I literally had so much fun. I was NERVOUS this time. I am usually NEVER nervous but I was in this instance cause I had never had the big MTV props or show. I thought the quincenanera would be perfect being Latin Mtv’s 15th anniversary. I got there the day before and I tried jumping into the test cake (as shown above) and it literally was a trampoline. I bounced right off of it like a force field. This cake was a force field cake. We tried to make some changes with the baker… and prayed for a more splattable cake for a proper belly flop. I thought the final one was good. You should’ve seen the backstage, there was like three different cakes. Three different colors. I wanted to jump in them all. I pulled a total three stooges at the end… as you saw. I could have walked outta the summer slip and slide contest but you know me… I took advantage of a good laugh. Some people said that I was mortified, embarrassed or felt like a fool… but really the jokes on you…durh I was just having the best time. I’m one of those girls that doesn’t give a fuck. And has a laugh while doing it. I also met Jordan Catalano. What a fucking dream. Speaking of dreams… I am feeling a little wooozy… feeling like I am so tired I might fall asleep while spell checking.

I love you guys, whoever’s reading… I love you. I also love the Japanese. Obsessed. They think I am real life walking anime, big boobs… big eyes.

nightttt nightttt.

It’s true. The world IS ending. I am so sad. I saw this on one of my favorite blergs Dlisted.com and I cried tears of great economic sadness. It’s over for Mother’s Cookies. I liked the pink ones. They had a more distinct taste than the white ones.

Bye little friends. Adios. I’m off to Mexico.

OMG. THAT MEANS COSTUME CHANGES AND JOKES ABOUT PROMISE RINGS.

amazing.

I am going to wet myself. Thank you for believing in me MTV… even when my parents didn’t believe in you. 

p.s. my sister is rojo caliente.

Thank you Europe. Well be back… if you’re in Europe and you’re a fan… keep checking the update today on the blog… I have some very important exclusive news that I am gonna reveal to you here FIRST in about TWO hours…

AH. IT’S A COUNTDOWN BITCHES!

MORNING! (FROM SYDNEY en route to MELBOURNE!)

So I’ve seen alot of people dying to rock some of the merch from Warped and ANYTHING in general. I am pleased to present to you the official merchandise store. The best sellers in the past have been my ugly mug and banana phone tshirt… get em while they’re hot… I rather like the Kitty Purry shirt…  school is in sesh… show it off, and prolly get suspended… like the cheerleaders. 

get your cheer on here:

http://katyperry.shop.bravadousa.com/Default.aspx

G’ DAY MATE! 

Hi guys!!! I get a two for one! TWO SUMMERS, ONE YEAR! That’s right. It’s the beginning of summer her in Australia…and I am a very lucky gal to be here. I DESPERATELY need to catch you up on so many things… I had three days off and prolly my funnest (not a word) three days in a long time. From walk offs with Lady Ga Ga to getting my “buzzed” light year on at disneyland. I got to see my friends and family and now I’m back to work… Australia… Mexico and JAPAN! AHHHHH! So so fun. I have a few video’s left over from our last little jaunt through europe… and I will be sharing them with you as I go along… look out for them.

I’m happy to be on the sunny side of life now. Although my clock is so fucked up. 

yes… wait if you wanted my less provocation songs you’d have to pick up my christian record, right? Also, does this mean Kitty Purry is finally famous?

Nice. You go SNL you get down with your bad self. btw… Rollingstone says “No”

LMFAO. Fuck this shayth I want a wax figure. 

Whew! Europe… was conquered. AUSTRALIA are you ready? Mexico? Japan? I am so excited to go to the new places coming up. I have scotch taped my eyes open to finish this blerg… I am feeling strange… thinking I should have some breakfast or some lunch or something… but really I should go to sleep. I have in n’ out breath. Yummy. I like the linger. That’s gross. Anyway. I know I’ve been hittin you with a lot of video’s lately… so I thought I would change it up a little bit. I met and got to see some amazing people all over Europe… let me introduce some friends:

my favorite designer course!

Jeremy Scott and I a couple of days ago after his Paris show!

Never a dull moment with Johnny Makeup. I want him as my perma sidekick. We would get into so much trouble. You go ahead with your bad self.

I kissed a snake now how many doctors will it take. If You don’t know… now you know… www.thecobrasnake.com and you have been living under a rawk.

Lastly… my favorite.

Kinga, Adele and myself. Kinga directed the i kissed a girl video. When I saw her do the Teenagers video for “homecoming” (see below… if you don’t like the word cunt… watch on mute :) I knew she understood the subtlness of a lolita type creature… as she is a lolita herself. Adele, Adele, Adele. I love her. Madly. She’s soooo talented. Her record makes me cry. Please buy “Chasing Pavements” she is a dream of a voice and beauty. She’s the kind of gal that’s not related to you but you want to have to be the aunt to your kiddies. Aunt Adele. Amazing.

the teenagers “homecoming”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngHDYzhDBk4

okay. I guess I will drink some sleepy time tea and try and get normal.

love

Katy